Robert P. Weston

Monologues

This list is arranged by title and contains 41 lyrics written by Robert P. Weston. The lyrics/monologues and *.pdf files have been kindly compiled by monologues.co.uk/musichall Keys:

	Title	Attribution	Remarks


	And the Great Big Saw Came Nearer	Robert P. Weston (music) Bert Lee (words) L. Sarony (perf. by)
	Animal Language	Robert P. Weston (music) Fred J Barnes (words) G. Formby Sr. (perf. by)
	Bolshevic, The	Robert P. Weston (music) Bert Lee (words) E.W. Hastings (perf. by)
	Broken-Down Showman, The	Robert P. Weston (music) Frank Carter (words)
	Captain Said, ''I''ll Stick to My Ship'', The	Robert P. Weston (music) F. W. Carter (words) D. J. McCarthy (perf. by)
	Could Lloyd George Do It?	Robert P. Weston (music) B. Lee (words) Stanley Lupino (perf. by)
	End of My Old Cigar, The	Robert P. Weston (music) Worton David (words) H. Champion (perf. by)
	Future Variety Show, The	Robert P. Weston (music) Bert Lee (words) E.W. Hastings (perf. by)
	Gypsy Warned Me, The	Robert P. Weston (music) R.P. Weston (words) Violet Loraine (perf. by)
	Hobnailed Boots That Farver Wore, The	Robert P. Weston (music) Fred J Barnes (words) B. Williams (perf. by)
	I'm a Navvy	Robert P. Weston (music) Fred J Barnes (words)
	⇑I'm Henry the Eighth I Am	Robert P. Weston (music) Murry (words) H. Champion (perf. by)
	I'm Learning a Song For Christmas	Robert P. Weston (music) Bert Lee (words) Jack Pleasants (perf. by)
	I'm on My Honeymoon	Robert P. Weston (words & music) W. Cunliffe (perf. by)
	I'm the Black Sheep of the Flock	Robert P. Weston (music) Fred J. Barnes (words) Jack Pleasants (perf. by)
	In My First Time on Earth	Robert P. Weston (music) Fred J Barnes (words) T. Woottwell (perf. by)
	In These Old Lavender Trousers	Robert P. Weston (music) Harry Bedford (words) H. Bedford (perf. by)
	It Won't Last Very, Very Long	Robert P. Weston (music) Frank W. Carter (words) H. Champion (perf. by)
	It's My Bath Night, Tonight	Robert P. Weston (music) Bert Lee (words) Jack Pleasants (perf. by)
	Knocking at Every Door	Robert P. Weston (words & music) W. Cunliffe (perf. by)
	Little Billy's Wild Woodbines	Robert P. Weston (music) Fred J. Barnes (words) B. Williams (perf. by)
	My Meatless Day	Robert P. Weston (music) Bert Lee (words) E. Mayne (perf. by)
	My Poor Heart Went Pitter Patter	Robert P. Weston (words & music) H. Champion (perf. by)
	⇑Nan, Nan, Nan	Robert P. Weston (music) Fred Murray (words) H. Champion (perf. by)
	Never Let Your Braces Dangle	Robert P. Weston (music) Barnes (words) H. Champion (perf. by)
	Out Went the Gas	Robert P. Weston (music) Fred J Barnes (words) H. Champion (perf. by)
	Second-Hand Aristocrat, A	Robert P. Weston (music) E. J. Hillary (words) F. J. Barnes (words) H. Bedford (perf. by)
	Sergeant Solomon Isaacstein	Robert P. Weston (music) Bert Lee (words) Gus Harris (perf. by)
	Shall I Have It Bobbed or Shingled	Robert P. Weston (music) Bert Lee (words) Ernest Le Messurier (perf. by)
	She Was Poor But She Was Honest	Robert P. Weston (music) Bert Lee (words) Billy Bennett (perf. by) Elsa Lanchester (perf. by)
	Sidney's in Civvies, Again	Robert P. Weston (music) Bert Lee (words) Vesta Tilley (perf. by)
	Susie Sighed For Cider	Robert P. Weston (music) F.W. Carter (words) Charles Bignell (perf. by)
	Swim, Sam! Swim!	Robert P. Weston (music) Bert Lee (words) J. Laurier (perf. by)
	There Are Nice Girls Everywhere	Robert P. Weston (words & music) W. Cunliffe (perf. by)
	There's No Place Like London	Robert P. Weston (words & music) W. Cunliffe (perf. by)
	⇑There's Something in the Seaside Air	Robert P. Weston (words & music) W. Cunliffe (perf. by)
	Tight Skirts Have Got to Go	Robert P. Weston (words & music) W. Cunliffe (perf. by)
	Tow the Row Row	Robert P. Weston (music) Maurice Scott (words) W. Cunliffe (perf. by)
	What a Mouth	Robert P. Weston (words & music) H. Champion (perf. by)
	What I Want Is a Proper Cup O'Coffee	Robert P. Weston (music) Bert Lee (words) E. Mayne (perf. by)
	World's All Right It's the People Living in It, The	Robert P. Weston (music) Bert Lee (words) Ella Shields (perf. by)

	Title	Performer	Comments


I Like Your Town	Glen Ellison	Edison Blue Amberol: 2696 at USCB
I'm Henry the Eighth I Am	Harry Champion	Kindly provided by Roger Wilmut at rfwilmut.net
Matrimonial Handicap, The	Jack Charman	Edison Blue Amberol: 23158 at USCB
My Boy	Florrie Forde	Edison Blue Amberol: 23030 at USCB
Never Let Your Braces Dangle	Arthur Gilbert	Edison Gold Moulded Record: 14091 at USCB
No Grousing!	Florrie Forde	Kindly provided by Roger Wilmut at rfwilmut.net
Patricia	Florrie Forde	Edison Blue Amberol: 23069 at USCB
Why Do You Think I Look So Gay?	Billy Williams	Edison Amberol: 12330 at USCB
Wild Woodbines	Billy Williams	Edison Amberol: 12066 at USCB
Wild Woodbines	Billy Williams	Edison Blue Amberol Record: 23027 at USCB

	Title	Instruments	Remarks


End of My Old Cigar, The	Piano, Voice	Robert P. Weston (Music) Bert Lee (words)
Gypsy Warned Me, The	Piano, Voice	Robert P. Weston (Music) Bert Lee (words)
I'm Henry the Eighth I Am	Piano, Voice	Robert P. Weston (Music) Bert Lee (words)

Works

This list is arranged in chronological order and contains 63 works by Robert P. Weston. It does not claim to be complete and represents only the number of items located. Keys: ER

(w&m)

190-?-1908

Title	Year	Attribution	Remarks


Our Little Garden Subbub	190-?
Wobberly Walk, The	1900	F.W. Carter (co-author) C. Deane (perf. by)
Susie Sighed For Cider	1901	F.W. Carter (words) Charles Bignell (perf. by)
Broken-Down Showman, The	1902	Frank Carter (words)
It Won't Last Very, Very Long	1902	Frank W. Carter (words) H. Champion (perf. by)
Captain Said, ''I''ll Stick to My Ship'', The	1903	F. W. Carter (words) D. J. McCarthy (perf. by)
Animal Language	1904	Fred J Barnes (words) G. Formby Sr. (perf. by)
Oom-pom-pom!	1905	Fred J Barnes (words) F. Lynne (perf. by)
Choose Her in the Morning	1906	Jefferson De Angelis (perf. by)
In My First Time on Earth	1906	Fred J Barnes (words) T. Woottwell (perf. by)
Second-Hand Aristocrat, A	1906	E. J. Hillary (words) F. J. Barnes (words) H. Bedford (perf. by)
⇑ What a Mouth (w&m)	1906	H. Champion (perf. by)
Hobnailed Boots That Farver Wore, The	1907	Fred J Barnes (words) B. Williams (perf. by)
My Poor Heart Went Pitter Patter	1907	H. Champion (perf. by)
Out Went the Gas	1907	Fred J Barnes (words) H. Champion (perf. by)
Little Billy's Wild Woodbines	1908	Fred J. Barnes (words) B. Williams (perf. by)

1908c-1913

Title	Year	Attribution	Remarks


Tickle Me, Timothy, Do!	1908c
Never Let Your Braces Dangle	1909	Barnes (words) Arthur Gilbert (perf. by) H. Champion (perf. by)
There Are Nice Girls Everywhere (w&m)	1909	W. Cunliffe (perf. by)
I'm Henry the Eighth I Am (w&m)	1910	Fred Murray (co-author) H. Champion (perf. by)
Knocking at Every Door (w&m)	1910	W. Cunliffe (perf. by)
Tax the Bachelors	1910	Billee Taylor (perf. by)
Wild Woodbines	1910	F. J Barnes (words) B. Williams (perf. by)
Hush! Here Comes the Dream Man	1911	F. J. (Fred James) Barnes (co-author) Maurice Scott (co-author)
I'm on My Honeymoon	1911	W. Cunliffe (perf. by)
There's Something in the Seaside Air	1911	W. Cunliffe (perf. by)
Why Do You Think I Look So Gay?	1911	B. Williams (perf. by)
⇑ I'm the Black Sheep of the Flock	1912	Fred J. Barnes (words) Jack Pleasants (perf. by)
In These Old Lavender Trousers	1912	Harry Bedford (words) H. Bedford (perf. by)
I'm a Navvy	1913	Fred J Barnes (words)
Matrimonial Handicap, The	1913	Jack Charman (perf. by)
My Boy	1913	Florrie Forde (perf. by)

1913-1917c

Title	Year	Attribution	Remarks


Patricia	1913	F. J Barnes (words) Maurice Scott (words) Florrie Forde (perf. by)
There's No Place Like London	1913	W. Cunliffe (perf. by)
Tow the Row Row	1913	Maurice Scott (words) W. Cunliffe (perf. by)
End of My Old Cigar, The	1914	Worton David (words) H. Champion (perf. by)
There's a Cottage in Ballymahone	1914	T W Thurban (words) Gertie Gitana (perf. by)
I Like Your Town	1915	Harry Bedford (words) Glen Ellison (perf. by)
In These Hard Times	1915	W. Cunliffe (perf. by)
Tight Skirts Have Got to Go	1915	Fred J Barnes (words) W. Cunliffe (perf. by)
It's a Sure, Sure Sign	1915c
I'm Learning a Song For Christmas	1916	Bert Lee (words) Jack Pleasants (perf. by)
Sergeant Solomon Isaacstein	1916	Bert Lee (words) Gus Harris (perf. by)
⇑ When Tommy's on Furlough and Jack's Ashore	1916c
Future Variety Show, The (w&m)	1917	Bert Lee (words) E.W. Hastings (perf. by)
My Meatless Day	1917	Bert Lee (words) E. Mayne (perf. by)
Swim, Sam! Swim!	1917	Bert Lee (words) J. Laurier (perf. by)
Do You Want Us to Lose the War?	1917c

1918-?

Title	Year	Attribution	Remarks


No Grousing!	1918	Florrie Forde (perf. by)
Bolshevic, The	1919	Bert Lee (words) E.W. Hastings (perf. by)
Sidney's in Civvies, Again	1919	Bert Lee (words) Vesta Tilley (perf. by)
Any Girl From Anywhere	1919c
Gypsy Warned Me, The	1920	R.P. Weston (words) Violet Loraine (perf. by)
World's All Right It's the People Living in It, The	1921	Ella Shields (perf. by)
Noise Annoys an Oyster, A	1921c
It's My Bath Night, Tonight	1922	Bert Lee (words) Jack Pleasants (perf. by)
Rich Man and the Poor Man, The	1923c
Shall I Have It Bobbed or Shingled	1924	Bert Lee (words) Ernest Le Messurier (perf. by)
Could Lloyd George Do It?	1925	B. Lee (words) Stanley Lupino (perf. by)
⇑ What I Want Is a Proper Cup O'Coffee	1926	E. Mayne (perf. by)
She Was Poor But She Was Honest	1930	Bert Lee (words) Billy Bennett (perf. by) Elsa Lanchester (perf. by)
And the Great Big Saw Came Nearer	1936	Bert Lee (words) L. Sarony (perf. by)
Nan, Nan, Nan	?	Fred Murray (words) H. Champion (perf. by)

Videos

	Title	Dur	Performer	Composer	Score/Song


	Henery the Eighth I Am	3:05	Harry Champion	R.P. Weston	Henery the Eighth I Am